Thursday 25 August 2011

Book lovers…Does size matter?

(Or “Tell us about your Tiddlers”)…

“One always tends to over praise a long book, because one has got through it"
E.M. Forster

You will, I am sure, agree with me that if page 534 only finds us in the second chapter, the length of the first one must have been really intolerable
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Well, dear readers...
Are some books just too big?


Are you put off by the prospect of anything too ‘heavy’?...

Then, perhaps, dear book lovers, we can tempt you with some tiddlers?...



Shall I let you into a secret?...

I’ve tried to read Moby Dick half a dozen times – after all, it is meant to be the greatest novel ever written – but, well, it’s 702 pages long and weighs almost as much as a great whale. (I know this, because I’ve taken the book with me to the whale weigh station…). But I’ve given up every time, daunted by the prospect of soooo many pages…

I mean, even if I read a page a day it’d take me a year and a half, and by the time I`d finished I`d have forgotten the start!



Don’t let me put you off, of course – but, if you’re looking for some stimulating but briefer books, then might I present to you my list of – what we in the specialist book business call – “Tiddlers”?...

They’re small, but perfectly formed:

The Dig ~ (Just 250 pages – a light delight!)

Diary of a Nobody ~ (216 pages of polite, petite perfection)

A Clockwork Orange ~ (Just 148 pages – a malevolent mini-masterpiece)

Catcher in the Rye ~ (Teenage turmoil, tiny book – just 192 pages)

On Chesil Beach ~ (A seaside snip at 166 pages)

The Great Gatsby ~ (A classic novel, in a nutshell – 183 pages)

The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie ~ (A slim, prim & trim 127 page slice of prime fiction)…

Or finally, and back to our nautical theme, the Old Man and the Sea … with just 112 pages, this is one tiddler you won’t want to put back!



Can you recommend any other tiddlers? Let us know; just click on the teeny-weeny COMMENTS tab below…


TTFN.




Thursday 11 August 2011

CELEBRITIES R US


BRUSHES WITH FAME…BEXLEY LIBRARY USERS
BARE ALL!



A couple of members of a Library Reading Group here in Bexley (Let’s disguise the group’s name a bit, shall we?….Let’s call them “SouthCumberland Heath”) recently confessed to various brushes with celebrity…one had kissed an Everly Brother (Don?...Phil?...we need to know which!); another had been on a date with David Essex (swoon, swoon).



“That’s nothing!” said some of my colleagues in the Bexley Library Staff Literary Dining Club… “This hand has shaken hands with Joanna Lumley

“Well, I can beat that!” added another…”I’ve sat on Gene Vincent’s knee!”



Wow!



Well, that set me thinking, I can assure you.…There’s some mileage in these stories, surely?...

Bexley Library staff and their brushes with fame?

…Bexley book lovers and their celebrity encounters?...

…Bexley Blog-followers kiss ‘n’ tell tales?...



Hmmm, I thought…What can I offer to this important debate? My brother, apparently, once helped park Eric Morecambe’s car…

And I`ve sat on the same lavatory seat – not at the same time, naturally - as Dame Agatha Christie and (allegedly) Hans Christian Andersen

Oh, and I once - in a pub in Swansea – looked after Dr David Owen’s beer, while he “nipped next door”…

But I`m sure that there are more tales to tell out there…



So, do any other Bexley Blog followers have any more (printable) brushes with fame? Do tell. We love a celebrity link here, don’t we, dear readers?

Just use the comments thingummy-jig.

Must dash…things to do!

Ciao!

Mwah! Mwah!

TTFN

(PS – If any readers should wish to hear my anecdotes about Greg Dyke, Freddie Mercury, a famous cleric, and Brian Murphy of ‘George & Mildred’ fame, then I`m afraid you’ll just have to speak to me “in confidence”…)